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# Batman Maybe: Como Blake realmente convenceu Bruce Wayne voltar à ativa
- URL: https://www.b9.com.br/batman-maybe-como-blake-realmente-convenceu-bruce-wayne-voltar-a-ativa/
- Published: 2012-08-07T18:07:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-07T18:07:37.000Z
- Author: Carlos Merigo
- Tags: Diversos, batman, #wp, #wp-post

Aqui está a cena excluída de **"The Dark Knight Rises"** que mostra como Blake realmente convenceu Bruce Wayne largar a bengala e voltar à ativa.

Christopher Nolan já considera lançar um *Director's Cut* para transformar seu filme em um musical.

Como disse o leitor [@marcos\_\_freitas](http://www.twitter.com/marcos%5F%5Ffreitas?ref=b9.com.br), que mandou a dica, essa zerou o jogo de paródias de **"Call Me Maybe"**. Parem, por favor!

Depois do jump tem a letra.

*I Rang your Wayne Manor Bell*  
*Your secrets I'll never tell*  
*But things aren't going so well*  
*Oh yeah and by the way,*

This Harvey dent day is crap  
I know that you took the wrap  
Its been eight years and no bat  
And so I gotta say

Your dread was holding  
Smoke bombs you were throwing  
Dark Knight, cape was flowin  
What the hell you doing lately!?

Hey, when I met you  
It was crazy  
A Lamborghini  
And two hot ladies

You tried to look like  
You were happy  
But you were batman  
And really angry

Hey, when I met you  
You were crazy  
You Drove a tumbler  
Through Gotham city

And all the orphan boys  
Tried to haze me  
I know you're batman  
So stop being lazy

They say your pissing in jars  
You got long nails and weird scars  
And that you don't drive your cars  
Oh yeah and by the way

I think this cat lady steals,  
She's doing back flips in heels  
Acting like its no big deal  
And did I mention bane.

His fame is growing  
Weird mask muscles showin  
Almost killed Jim Gordon  
What you gonna do about it!?

Hey, When I met you  
It was crazy  
You drove a tumbler  
In Gotham city

It's hard to walk right  
With a bad knee  
Go see a doctor  
A Leg brace maybe

Hey when I met you,  
You were crazy  
You Used a sky hook  
To kidnapp Chinese

This harvey dent day  
It don't phaze me  
We need the batman  
So Quit being lazy

Before you were the Dark Knight  
Gotham was so bad  
It was so bad  
I mean like so so bad

Before you were the dark knight  
Gotham was so bad  
Now we miss batman  
So just be bat bat-man

It's hard fight crime  
From the east wing  
So ride your bat pod  
And shoot that gun thing

Hey when I met you,  
You were crazy  
You drove a tumbler  
Through Gotham City

And all The orphan boys  
Tried to haze me  
I know you're batman  
So stop being lazy

Before this Bane guy steals your cash  
Just shave your mustache  
shave off your mustache  
Just Shave off your mustache

Don't put on the batman mask  
With a mustache  
Just shave your mustache  
There is no bat-man-stache